1. theanimalblog: Clownfish (por ayu@nanami)

    theanimalblog:

    Clownfish (por ayu@nanami)

  2. (Source: bibliophilic-brunette)

  3. Oh Lynnette. How wrong you are.

    (Source: devoureth)

  4. legit

    legit

    (Source: hellomisseverything)

  5. GPOY

    GPOY

    (Source: swagcheck)

  6. thedailywhat: RIP Society of the Day: Ugg has launched an I Do! collection. Is nothing sacred?! [huffpo] @laughingcity.  WEDDING SHOES. RIGHT HERE. 

    thedailywhat:

    RIP Society of the Day: Ugg has launched an I Do! collection. Is nothing sacred?!

    [huffpo]

    @laughingcity. 

    WEDDING SHOES. RIGHT HERE. 

  7. Finally a word for what I have. 

    (Source: sarah-nade)

  8. If I wrote Disney dialogue. 

    (Source: heyfunniest)

  9. Weeping. 

    Weeping. 

    (Source: gifs-potter)

  10. Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
    Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
    Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
    Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
    Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
    Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
    Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
    Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
    Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
    Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
    Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
    Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
    Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
    Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
    Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
    Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.